Remembering Sir Mix-a-lot and the Bremelos of Kitsap

[Macrobius]

Sir Mix-A-Lot, on tour in Kitsap, explains why he penned 'Bremelo'

As the legendary rapper returns to Suquamish for a show Friday night, he shared with the Kitsap Sun the story behind his song 'Bremelo."

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Bremelo - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

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1. (slang, US, derogatory, military) A young overweight woman in the area around Puget Sound Naval Station Bremerton, Washington, a major naval base, particularly one who seeks to partner with Navy personnel.

Entirely unclear to me whether there are Bremelos near the other Naval Base on Hood Canal, or over on Whidbey Island's 'Useless Bay' and 'Goose Foot'

For any Yankees here, these are just stories of 'where I-90 and the Great Northern' (Amtrak to you younuns) end.

 

[Macrobius]

We have a bit of a running family joke because I misread this cheese as 'Bremster' @Charles Silvius Haddock @Richard Swagner.

'Made from the milk of Bremelos' Wifey's joke, not mine.

My response: The Vikings sailed the 7 seas in search of thinner women, and ended up in Ballard. (or Pousbo's Suquamish casino, in Sir M-AOL's case)

Another running joke: you can tell how long someone has been a Walmart customer by their weight. We don't go there often, but when we do visit we discreetly point to people say 'new customer' or '1 year' or '1.5 to 2 probably, not sure' or '5 years, definitely'.

Does Dr Breck visit Walmart? Asking for a friend.

I will almost certainly never do a video 'podcast' in the Crust but if I ever do, I promise to do it shirtless and yes I have hair on my chest. And teats as useless as a bore. Men of my generation used to shower naked in front of one another, go to all male schools run by Irish Jesuits I'd trust with my back in a knife fight, and sleep in all male 'quonset huts' (some damn indian thing), frequent saunas like the Finns, tell Cubans from Castro's prison to get in line like fucking whites, tell a bus full of niggers to settle down, and in military camps poop on toilets in front of one another because partitions in restrooms are for women and fags. [I've sure done all these things]. And you know what? Boomers still think you younguns are gay as fuck.