Bidet goes to Pooland

[Grug Arius]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
a prez named Bidet,
he went to the land of poo

its flag is red and white
Pooland is its name
its province of Galicia
it wants to reclaim

a poople so proud
but Pooland is historical pawn
screaming "trigger Article Five!"
as they clean your john

 

[Macrobius]

I thought Bidet blew up the Nordpipes already. Or maybe everyone just flushed at once like that prank in the dorm.

So, the US and Russia have *both* turned on Germany.

Didn't this turn out badly last time too?

Conquer Germany once, big fool me etc. Octavian learned this the hard way too.

Quintili Vare, Redde Legiones!

Publius Quinctilius Varus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Due to the shame and the ill luck thought to be created by the Roman defeat, the XVII, XVIII and XIX legions never again appeared in the Roman Army's order of battle. The loss at the Teutoburg Forest was keenly felt by Augustus in his remaining years. According to the biographer Suetonius, upon hearing the news, Augustus tore his clothes, refused to cut his hair for months and, for years afterwards, was heard, upon occasion, to moan, "Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions!" (Quintili Vare, legiones redde!).[25] Roman historians referred to the battle as the clades Variana ("Varian disaster").[26]

 

[Grimsrud]

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