Vladimir Zhirinovsky 1946-2022 RIP

[Grug Arius]

Tribute thread for one of the most memorable figures in politics of our time

 

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White Americans could flee to Siberia – top Russian MP

Supposed inter-ethnic conflicts in the US could force millions of white Americans to request that Russia resettle them across the vast and snowy expanses of Siberia, one of the country's most notorious nationalists has claimed.

www.rt.com

“We in the Soviet Union for 70 years fed the national fringes of the country at the expense of the Russians,” he said in a fierce diatribe against multiculturalism. “And in 1991, when they made a fuss and started shouting that they were leaving the USSR, the Russians didn't come out to defend the country, simply because they didn't understand that it was their land.”

According to the 75-year-old political veteran, an almost identical scenario is now unfolding in the US. “There are no national fringes there, but there are African Americans, Mexicans, non-whites in general, who are already dictating their will, and whites are increasingly forbidden to talk about their rights, their culture, their history.”

Zhirinovsky went on to declare that in ten years, white people will become the minority and will be evacuated to nearby Canada, as well as Australia and other parts of the world. “They might even ask us to settle a few million people somewhere in Siberia,” he speculated.

Polls shows that the LDPR party leader is by some distance the most popular political figure in Russia, outside of the government.

The politician predicted that America will fall because the “new majority … will not be able to maintain the same high level of technological development, economy, life, democracy, and so on.” However, many scholars have pointed out that the US has always been a multicultural nation from the point of its inception, while civil rights activists argue that the country has a duty to the descendents of those kidnapped from Africa and forced into slavery across the ocean.

 

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The Best of Vladimir Zhirinovsky, the Clown Prince of Russian Politics

When he ran for prime minister, Zhirinovsky's campaign promises included free vodka for men and better underwear for women. He’s throttled newscasters and state officials, told world leaders to suck Russian dick, and pontificated about enslaving the...

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His Drunken Rant About Bush, the Iraq War, and Condoleezza Rice
One late night in 2002, so wasted he had to be propped up by two lackeys, he gave a riveting speech against the War in Iraq. He counseled Bush on his daddy issues, called America a “second-hand goods store” filled with “cocksuckers, handjobbers, and faggots,” and threatened to change the gravitational field of the Earth in order to sink the entire country.
If you skip to 5:16, you can listen to him call Bush an ignoramus who can’t count and say much, much worse things about Condoleezza Rice: “She is a black whore who needs a good cock. Send her here, one of our divisions will make her happy in the barracks one night. She will choke on Russian sperm as it will be leaking out of her ears… until she crawls to the US embassy in Moscow on her knees.”



“Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon, Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age. This is a complex. She needs to return to her university and teach students there. She could also deal with psychological analysis.”

 

[Gawn Chippin]

...threatened to change the gravitational field of the Earth in order to sink the entire country...

The earthquake of which led to the Fukoshima meltdown did actually alter part of the planet's gravitational field:

7 Craziest Ways Japan's Earthquake Affected Earth

The massive 9.0 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that devastated Japan on March 11, 2011 also impacted Earth's gravity field, the length of its day and shattered icebergs a world away in Antarctica.

www.livescience.com

...The earthquake was so powerful that it altered the pull of gravity under the area affected by the quake...

It also moved her axis a fraction of a degree:

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...the earthquake redistributed Earth’s mass, thus moved the figure axis...

How Mr. Zhirinovsky planned to move magnetic fields is beyond any reasoning capability. What, however, may be a possibility would be to move the entire planet to where the Kwa would land at either polar region. This would take erecting propulsion farms throughout Russia. If enough jet propulsion could be applied, why shouldn't the Earth not move into a desired position? The Russians still have enough oil at their disposal, for this. Now that President Brandon has released strategic oil reserves, it will be doutfull that the Kwa could move her geographic position to its original position, if she could not import the oil needed for perfoarming so. Freezing weather would also slow down the erection of counter propulsion farms