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Macrobius

Macrobius

Megaphoron


Anyway, I'll call it now -- they will throw this one to the 'chiefs' because they are pandering to Injuns this week, not gold panners.

Hopalong Cassidy Miners aren't pouring across our borders demanding a Sarsaparilla at the bar after a hard day pan handlin'.
 
Dr. Alan James 2.0

Dr. Alan James 2.0

Megaphoron
I predicted a Chiefs victory several weeks ago on my show. The NFL is a Sports Entertainment Company (just like the WWF) which gives them the legal right to fix games whenever they see fit. Now that Sportsbooks have gone mainstream and national, billions of dollars are at stake just from the gambling aspect alone, making all professional sports fertile ground for manipulation and grift.

I agree with Mac's reasons for a chief's victory but I will add something very important: The Taylor Swift connection.
'She' is currently dating Mr. Phizer aka Travis Kelce. In all likelihood, the relationship is scripted and for business purposes only. Imagine the money making potential by merging Taylor Swift with the NFL (Her Pic was up on the main webpage for the NFL longer than any player.) The winning couple then go on a media blitz....the script almost writes itself....

Bottom line is there is big money to be made from a Chief's victory, when looked through the above lens.
 
kanethenotorious

kanethenotorious

Phoron
I don't like Taylor Swift's music and dislike modern day pop music in general. I find her to be a bourgeois stiff. And I actually don't find her that attractive. But from what I hear, they only show her for 30 seconds a game.
 
Grug Arius

Grug Arius

Phorus Primus
Staff member
StuporBowl prediction: SanFagscrisco 69'ers over the Kansas Shitty Queefs by two points
 
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