Who is the Best Internet Troll?

I do think in my prime, I was in contention. The trolling was a lot better on the old vbulletin forum. Some people troll well in person, but I'm specifically speaking about web trolling.

I don't remember other peoples' trolling that much. I consider il ragno a troll. I can't and don't want to make a big list for a poll, as that would just restrict people.
 
Trolling doesn't have the same effectiveness that it used to. I think tolerance have gone up for hardcore consumers of bulletin boards. However, those who don't post on the internet as much still can be trolled. They're less immune. For instance the Unite the Right Rally trolled people.
 

Grug Arius

Phorus Primus
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Weev probly takes the cake on this one

Triggering normies and academics by hijacking their printers to kick out unsolicited swastikas is the apex of harmless electronicle trolling

Weev is also responsible for another world-class troll, Andy Anglin, slipping thru the fat fingers of the globohomo web control-grid

The most hilarious single incidence of trolling IMO is Daniel Shays as Countersemite on Stromfront trolling Dr. Davud Duke with a thread of which the OP went something like this

"I am dying of gayjew ass-cancer. Thanks to the jews, I could never afford health care. I own my house and property, and want to donate it to Dr. Duke because I know he will use it for the betterment of our RACE. I have already discussed this with my children. Thanks"

As everyone here remembers, Duke took the bait and provided instructions to how the unfortunate victim of gayjew asscancer could donate his property, lol. Poast has been removed from Stromfront. Someone (probly Ixabert) has it saved somewhere.
 

Grug Arius

Phorus Primus
Staff member
Trolling doesn't have the same effectiveness that it used to. I think tolerance have gone up for hardcore consumers of bulletin boards. However, those who don't post on the internet as much still can be trolled. They're less immune. For instance the Unite the Right Rally trolled people.
Yeah I think most bulletin bored users in 2023 are fairly crusty old salts and hav become hardened and desensitized to trolling

I still see some people get fairly triggered over stupid shit on some of the larger boards

Speaking of newbs being triggered, I remember when I first got online back in 2001, getting so fukin' mad at people during online gaming. The first time this happened even... playing Diablo 2 and someone jumped into our game and went hostile. There wasnt even any combat, I jumped into a safe area and started going ballistic lol. It was like some kinda personal affront. LOL
 

Grug Arius

Phorus Primus
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Harold Covington was one of the great early internet trolls. This guy really deserves a mention.

Back in the age of 2001-2007, HAC, or "Tubby" as he was known, pretty much dominated any discussion on the WN yahoogruppen, which was sorta like the tweeter of its day

This guy had a bunch of sundry yahoogruppen dedicated to trolling various WN organizations and leaders; invariably the faithful members and supporters of these orgz would join and attempt to argue with Tubby, but he would just edit their poasts in some hilarious way. Martin LIndstedt remembers this well, he was a big user of yahoogruppen

HAC trolled Will Williams and his metoo Wadding mercilessly. LOL
 

Grug Arius

Phorus Primus
Staff member
Lindstedt trolling Fade

context: Fade condemns malfunctioning (as intended) Flawiduh nazi shooting spree


Pastor Martin Lindstedt
August 27, 2023 at 3:47 am


Do you really mean your bullshit, Bradifer?
I have been at odds with you and Greg Johnson — while talking about saving the Whigger Race from ZOG — getting all huffy when ordinary whiggers at the end of theys’ rope proceed to gun down racial enemy jews and niggers. You make a pretty penny shilling for civil war which will likely kill 2/3 of 300 million ZOGlings yet disavow those who listen to your fine words and proceed to do something.
I am not asking for Revolutionary Racial Unity from you, but at least I think you owe it to your listeners to not shit on them when they act upon your words.
I myself advocate since 13 June 2016 chernobyling the North Perry Nuclear Power Plant where Bryan Reo used to work until fired because I exposed it as a homosexual mongrel ZOGbot pretending to be Christian Identity and white supremacist. Since then I’ve advocated saving the white race by chernobyling the ancient ailing nuclear power plants around these blue hives.
Revolutionary activity will follow The Matrix in that everyone not on the side of the Revolution is part of the Matrix and thus subject to attack just like the citizens of Sodom, Gomorrah, Ademah, Zeboyim, and Zoar who supported the Amorite Canaanite judges who would kidnap, rob, and murder those whome they kidnapped on the caravan route from the Red Sea to Mesopotamia circa 2000 BC during the time of Abraham. The whole 50-10 righteous men was for Jesus Christ and Michael to stir up in rebellion against theys form of government after Abraham rescued them from King Nimrod. Instead they tried to cornhole these angels and the regime change plan was changed to extermination.
How many baby girls died in Sodom for the sins of theys’ fathers running corrupt korts? Why shouldn’t NE Ohio suffer from having theys’ nuclear power plant chernobyled and Lake Erie turned into the New Dead Sea for acting the same way as Sodom and Gomorrah against White Resistance. Why shouldn’t regime criminals face the same penalties dished out by Iron Felix Dzerzhinsky to safeguard the Russian Revolution cum the 2d AmurriKwan Revolution?
Since the late 1980s in the militia movement I’ve heard the same fedpoasting “Down with ZOG” when they don’t really intend to pay the price in inflicting terrorism upon ZOGlings.
Now like the actual Movement now being “Lone Tards” or “Vanguardists” whom no one knows, it is best if you won’t cheerlead the actual necessary carnage like William Butler Yeats did for the Easter Rising then either pack your bags and shut up, or simply do not comment on the Motivations of John Q. Whigger at the end of his rope. I’ve twice in my life wanted seriously to shoot down some piglice. Once on April 9, 2004 when the Newton County authorities stole my four grandchildren, and had the retarded six-year-old raped his first night in foster care. I still regret not killing and can only make it right for my cowardice then by forcing Missouri regime-criminal baby-stealers to eat theys’ spawns’ nuts. The second time on Oct. 15, 2015 @ 12:32pm the day after they sold Bryan Reo a bogus $4000 judgment for daring to file a Sunshine Act Enforcement Action and were bulldozing me and Roxie’s properties. There isn’t a single pig, lawyer, judge and politician and his family I wouldn’t have roounded up and tortured to death and justify it by declaring war on ZOG over YHWH’s Servant Nation of Aryan Christiqn Israel.
Now this is your blog and you have rules and I admit to violating them right now by my comments. I know you have young children and do not want you to put them at risk, I’ve found you useful in a revolutionary way in the past by criticising ZOG. I und But when it cums down to it — what is more important? Staying out of civil-lawfare by actually supporting racial survival or living another day of kvetching and bitching safely about ZOG? As I pointed out from my militia days, you knew it might come to this when it is time to kill without mercy or apparrent respect for ZOG’s rules or for ZOGlings and not the time for the nut-cutting approaches. What will you do? If nothing else, then simply do not take any moral responsibility or judging those who picked their time to fight. By remaining non-judgmental of those sorely tested let us know now so we can know where you might stand when the time comes.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin Lindstedt
Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri
I’m asking you for what is actually the safest course to avoid taking sides for now.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin Lindstedt
Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri
 
I do think in my prime, I was in contention. The trolling was a lot better on the old vbulletin forum. Some people troll well in person, but I'm specifically speaking about web trolling.

I don't remember other peoples' trolling that much. I consider il ragno a troll. I can't and don't want to make a big list for a poll, as that would just restrict people.
You were not in contention here or the www, lol. This whole place was filled with "trolls". As I remember you took it to the level of hacking so to disrupt the board. Even so that hacking of yours was bush league not even a toenail on foot of someone like Weev.
 

Macrobius

Megaphoron
We had a member here who made the Usenet Kook list from before the dawn of the internet. Name rhymed with Random Bore and even mentioning it could get you banned.


Not mentioned because the past is actively censored, but there are archives of this newsgroup and like most newgroups it had an F.A.Q.


(you won't find anything relevant there now... 2 million posts and 20 years must be how old the archive is because the newgroup dates from the late 80s or early 90s) -- Google bot all the UUNet archives a while back and probably has a room where you can smoke the old stuff like a fine Cuban cigar while chatting with Brin and the Alphabet twins, the ghost of Hari Seldon, or whoever runs that Op these days.


Shit. The Kibology.[1]

[1]: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Kibology
 
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Lindstedt is a good one.

Weev denies being Jewish and I think you get banned on Andrew Anglin's site if you suggest Weev is Jewish. I, on the other hand, wanted to be Jewish so I could claim I was a pro-White Jew. I knew well though that Jewishness is determined by the maternal line and that Ashkenazi Jews are only partially Jewish. But I wanted to be the pro-White Jew just to absorb more hits.
 
Lindstedt is a good one.

Weev denies being Jewish and I think you get banned on Andrew Anglin's site if you suggest Weev is Jewish. I, on the other hand, wanted to be Jewish so I could claim I was a pro-White Jew. I knew well though that Jewishness is determined by the maternal line and that Ashkenazi Jews are only partially Jewish. But I wanted to be the pro-White Jew just to absorb more hits.
Serious question. Why is it determined by the maternal line and not the paternal?
 
Lindstedt trolling Fade

context: Fade condemns malfunctioning (as intended) Flawiduh nazi shooting spree

I do remember now... his grandchildren being taken away. And the six-year-old had that happen to him? Very tragic. He should revisit killing of whoever is responsible for what happened to the 6-year-old. I wonder if he was ever able to be reunited with them?
 

Buglord

Member
Serious question. Why is it determined by the maternal line and not the paternal?

Here is a long academic answer. As to a shorter answer, I'd assume that it has something to do with traditions of rape and assimilation, by having the mother pass on most of the membership and some of the cultural knowledge you can insulate your group from having an event like culling your first borns and most of your males. It seems that a big tent Judaism has appeared however, as I keep running into people who bandy about their 1/32nd Jewish ancestry much like someone who has a bit of Cherokee somewhere in their aether cannot shut up about being a Native American. As a note, every one of those 1/32nd "Jews" (Imitation of the Pale) will be immediately sussed out as goyim. A boss of mine had a single Sephardic grandfather and while that could get him catering jobs for Mitzvahs it precluded him from actually being anything but a slave to a real bonafide tire kicking Jew.
 
I think it goes by the mother because you can prove who the mother is and because the baby literally comes out of the mother. Before genetics you couldn't prove who the father was.
 

Macrobius

Megaphoron
For those who don't know, similar matrilineal vs patrilineal rules existed in both ancient Roman Law and inherited Civil Law of the middle ages, and Early American Law which borrowed some of 'Visigothic Law' from Spain in order to deal with particular New World racial concepts at a legal level.

Specifically: in Roman Law, free or slave status followed the mother, but citizenship followed the father. In Rome, there were three broad categories of people (citizens including nobles and commoners as we would now call them, freedmen (who had a client/patron relationship -- this eventually died out but was similar to sharecropping), and slaves and similar forms of servitude).

Thus there were 9 sub cases to deal with (three broad categories crossed with two sexes), later pared down to four. The important outcome is that if a man impregnates a slave the child is a slave, but if a woman impregnates a slave and this happens for several generations, the progeny may eventually be freed. This was initially related to serfdom (and children born in indentured servitude) and applied to what we now call both Whites and Blacks, though the racial categories of Latin America and indeed the American South had many more gradations. Race-based slavery didn't develop until the black rebellions in the Caribbean which coincided with the Glorious Revolution of 1688/1689, and fears it would extend to Virginia and the Carolinas.

I haven't read the academic article above (thank you!) but I would not be surprised if Jewish law evolved in an explicitly Roman Law context for a very long time and reacted to the nuances above.

Treating matrilineal and patrilineal lines differently is very common generally and may well occur in situations where a pre-existing nation is conquered by (male) nobles from elsewhere, or a matrilineal and patrilineal culture 'mix', usually with the patrilineal one 'on top'.
 

Macrobius

Megaphoron
If descend through mom Jewishness guaranteed because can't fake. This doesn't mean Judaism is a matriarchy. Obviously is an intense patriarchy.

Perhaps. Eventually Evolution doesn't care what you think or why you think it.

The three way battle between Archaea, Bacteria, and Eukaryotes is very instructive.[1]

Laws (behaviours) and the relation of behaviour to genetics guarantees that Law evolves... if it doesn't then those people die out.

A law (nomos) of a people must eventually have some value for the organisms and their reproduction, or else it dies out. What good is being a Jew? Why should Nature care?

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